Desperate Housewives - Tier List & Versus
(2004)
Published
This list has 297 characters from Desperate Housewives.
Desperate Housewives - Official Tier
Editorial placements for Desperate Housewives, with the reasoning behind each list.
Wisteria Lane’s Neighbors, Ranked
Wisteria Lane looks quiet until the neighbors start trading secrets. Susan’s warmth, Lynette’s bluntness, Bree’s standards, Gabrielle’s ambition, Edie’s nerve and Mary Alice’s narration give the street its character. Mike, Tom, Carlos, Orson, Paul and Julie round out the families and romances that keep the women’s lives colliding.
Susan Delfino
Lynette Scavo
Bree Van De Kamp
Gabrielle Solis
Edie Britt
Mary Alice Young
Mike Delfino
Tom Scavo
Carlos Solis
Orson Hodge
Paul Young
Julie Mayer
Who Has the Most Control on Wisteria Lane?
On Wisteria Lane, influence comes from more than money: Bree can command a room, Gabrielle knows how to get what she wants, and Lynette refuses to back down. Paul turns a quiet street into a dangerous place, while Edie and Susan have their own ways of unsettling the neighbors. This list ranks who can bend the neighborhood to their will.
Bree Van De Kamp
Gabrielle Solis
Paul Young
Lynette Scavo
Edie Britt
Susan Delfino
Mike Delfino
Carlos Solis
Tom Scavo
Orson Hodge
Julie Mayer
Mary Alice Young
The Warmest Residents of Wisteria Lane
Julie is often the person who thinks things through before the adults do; Tom brings boyish enthusiasm to family life, and Mike has a quiet steadiness. Lynette and Susan add plenty of warmth, even when their plans fall apart. Bree, Gabrielle and Edie have sharper edges, while Paul and Orson carry too much menace to rank among the sweetest.
Julie Mayer
Tom Scavo
Mike Delfino
Carlos Solis
Lynette Scavo
Susan Delfino
Gabrielle Solis
Bree Van De Kamp
Edie Britt
Mary Alice Young
Paul Young
Orson Hodge
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Desperate Housewives - Tier Maker
Characters (297)
Desperate Housewives - Blind Rank
The next character from Desperate Housewives is drawn for you, so you never pick who comes next. Top 5 holds one per slot. The Tier List works like the regular board, with several characters in each row.
Desperate Housewives - Versus
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Desperate Housewives - Bracket
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Desperate Housewives - 0–10
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Desperate Housewives - ⚙ Setting
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