Homestuck - Tier List & Versus
(2009)
Published
This list has 129 characters from Homestuck.
Homestuck - Official Tier
Editorial placements for Homestuck, with the reasoning behind each list.
The Beta Kids & the Trolls
Homestuck begins with four kids and a game that ends the world, then hands the story to twelve trolls who have been watching them the whole time. This ranking weighs how much of the plot each one carries, how far their arcs travel and how much the comic changes when they are on the page. The four beta kids set the pace, and the trolls take it somewhere much darker.
John Egbert
Rose Lalonde
Dave Strider
Jade Harley
Karkat Vantas
Vriska Serket
Terezi Pyrope
Aradia Megido
Sollux Captor
Kanaya Maryam
Gamzee Makara
Nepeta Leijon
Feferi Peixes
Equius Zahhak
Tavros Nitram
Eridan Ampora
The Alpha Kids & Their Guardians
The second half of Homestuck belongs to a new set of players and the strange adults who raised them across two universes. This ranking covers the alpha kids Jane, Roxy, Dirk and Jake, their pre- and post-scratch guardians, and the family figures whose choices echo through the entire story.
Jane Crocker
Roxy Lalonde
Dirk Strider
Jake English
Dirk Strider Pre Scratch
Roxy Lalonde Pre Scratch
Jane Egbert
Jake Harley
Dad
Jade English
John Crocker
Dave Strider Post Scratch
Rose Lalonde Post Scratch
Dancestors & Ancestors
Every troll in the comic has a counterpart on Beforus and a legend on Alternia. This ranking puts the twelve dancestors next to the twelve ancestors they mirror, from the Signless and the Dolorosa to Mindfang, Dualscar and the Condesce, and weighs which versions left the deepest mark on the story.
Meenah Peixes
Aranea Serket
The Condesce
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang
Damara Megido
Kankri Vantas
Porrim Maryam
The Dolorosa
The Disciple
The Sufferer
The Handmaid
The Summoner
The Helmsman
Neophyte Redglare
Darkleer
The Grand Highblood
Orphaner Dualscar
Mituna Captor
Latula Pyrope
Rufioh Nitram
Meulin Leijon
Horuss Zahhak
Kurloz Makara
Cronus Ampora
Carapacians & Agents
Between the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse runs an entire society of chess-piece people, exiles and agents. This ranking orders the kings, queens, exiles and members of the Midnight Crew by how much they shape the game and the story around them.
Jack Noir
Spades Slick
Black Queen
White Queen
Black King
White King
Snowman
Draconian Dignitary
Diamonds Droog
Hearts Boxcars
Clubs Deuce
Hegemonic Brute
Courtyard Droll
Wayward Vagabond
Peregrine Mendicant
Aimless Renegade
Ms Paint
His Honorable Tyranny
Jack Noir Dead Session
Cherubs & Cosmic Powers
The cherubs and the powers around them are the closest Homestuck gets to gods. This ranking covers Calliope and Caliborn, the many faces of Lord English, Doc Scratch, the first guardians and the denizens sleeping under each land.
Lord English
Doc Scratch
Caliborn
Calliope
Alternate Calliope
God Cat
Becquerel
Abraxas
Cetus
Echidna
Hemera
Hephaestus
Nix
Typheus
Yaldabaoth
Sprites, Prototypes & Robots
Sburb turns whatever it is given into a sprite, and Homestuck gets plenty of mileage out of the results. This ranking lines up the kernels, the sprite fusions and the robots Dirk built, from Davesprite and Jadesprite to the puppet that started it all.
Davesprite
Lil Cal
Arquiusprite
Jadesprite
Jasprosesprite 2
Davepetasprite 2
Lil Hal
Fefetasprite
Erisolsprite
Gcatavrosprite
Squarewave
Tavrisprite
Calsprite
Sawtooth
The Felt
The Felt is a gang of time-traveling leprechauns led by Doc Scratch, each one named after a pool ball and armed with a power over time. This ranking orders the members by how much they get to show off, from the heavy hitters to the ones who barely get a scene.
Snowman
Crowbar
Die
Itchy
Doze
Trace
Fin
Stitch
Quarters
Sawbuck
Matchsticks
Eggs
Biscuits
Cans
Clover
Pets, Companions & Cameos
Not every beloved Homestuck character plays the game. This ranking covers the pets, companions, imaginary friends and cameo guests that fill in the margins of the story, from Jaspers and Vodka Mutini to the MSPA Reader and the author himself.
Jaspers
Vodka Mutini
Maplehoof
Serenity
Halley
Casey
Rambunctious Crow
Rufio
Fedorafreak
Mspa Reader
Colonel Sassacre
Andrew Hussie
Nicolas Cage
Charles Dutton
Want to rank them yourself? Open the Tier Maker tab.
Homestuck - Tier Maker
Characters (129)
Homestuck - Blind Rank
The next character from Homestuck is drawn for you, so you never pick who comes next. Top 5 holds one per slot. The Tier List works like the regular board, with several characters in each row.
Homestuck - Versus
Run a fast elimination tournament for Homestuck and keep choosing winners until only one character remains.
How many characters will participate?
Homestuck - Bracket
Build a championship bracket for Homestuck. Drag the seeds, or fill them at random. Click a fighter to send them through, or roll the match.
Click a character to advance, or roll the match. An empty slot sends the other fighter through.
Available
Homestuck - Guess Photo
Test how well you know Homestuck by identifying each character from the image alone before your score and lives run out.
Homestuck - Guess Who
Play with another person who should open the same page. Press the button to reveal a secret character, then eliminate suspects until only the correct one remains.
Homestuck - ⚙ Setting
Click characters to disable them from all game modes on this page.
